1 South West train to Putney Bridge with a good few Springbok supporters and a lot of English poms.

12 English Football chavs (rough estimate), trying out as rugby chavs for the day at Putney Bridge station hurling abuse and finger signs at Saffas.

3 packed floors of green and gold supporters, equipped with Vuvuzelas, Castle lager and boerewors rolls, swaying to Johnny Clegg tunes. (Recommended brand: Zulus)

0 drop kicks by Wilkinson.

6 points to England.

15 points to the Springboks.

1 Jake White, 1 Eddie Jones, and 1 Thabo Mbeki

Add ingredients together, mix well and add a few more pints of Castle lager.

Sprinkle with 1 packed double decker bus trip home to Wimbledon with half very merry Springbok fans singing Shosholoza, half depressed, deflated Poms.

Leave to set. Enjoy results for next few weeks/months/4 years.

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