Falling Asleep in Meetings?

Recieved this helpful information in an email from my mate (Keg.za.net).

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here’s a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″ x 5″ is a good size. Divide the card into columns–five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

* synergy * strategic fit * core competencies * best practice * bottom line * revisit * expeditious * to tell you the truth (or “the truth is”) * 24/7 * out of the loop * benchmark * value-added * proactive * win-win * think outside the box * fast track * result-driven * empower (or empowerment) * knowledge base * at the end of the day * touch base * mindset * client focus(ed) * paradigm * game plan * leverage *

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSH*T!”

Testimonials from satisfied “Bullsh*t Bingo” players:

I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won.” – Adam W., Atlanta
My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.” – David T., Florida
What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.” – Dan J., New York City
The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.” – Ben G., Denver
The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed ‘BULLSH*T!’ for the third time in two hours. The Bullsh*t Bingo Championship will be played at the next meeting.” – Jim O., Portland

One response

  1. hehehe,
    this is classic!

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